"South Park" The Death of Eric Cartman (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Delivery Man #1, Delivery Man #2, Craig Tucker, Butters, Policeman #1, Murderer #3

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  • Cartman : Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.

    Butters : So I won't see you again?

    Cartman : Don't be sad butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash.

  • Butters : Preacher says that sometimes before your soul can be at peace, you have to atone for something bad you did.

    Cartman : Atone?

    Butters : Did you ever do anything really bad?

    Cartman : Not really...

    Cartman : [rubbing his chin thinking; next scene he's with Butters as Butters is writing down a long list of things Cartman is rambling off] 

    Cartman : Let's see... oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and I never told him about it.

    Butters : Broke fence...

    Butters : [writing] 

    Cartman : I took a crap in the principal's purse. Seven times. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Tried to have all of the Jews exterminated last Spring. Ahhh, oh, yeah - there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and made into chili which I then fed to the kid.

    Butters : Boy, oh boy, Eric, you got a lot to atone for.

  • Stephen Stotch : There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real; there's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super AIDs.

    Butters : Ah, s-super AIDs?

    Stephen Stotch : That's right. A new form of AIDs that is resistant to drugs. Just one tea spoon of super AIDs in your butt and you're dead in three years.

    Butters : Agh! Oh, Jesus!

    Stephen Stotch : So, now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of. Except for super AIDs.

  • Cartman : For some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. I can't find the passage to heaven.

    Butters : Well, how do you know you're supposed to go to heaven?

    Cartman : What do you mean?

    Butters : Well, how do you know you're not supposed to go to, you know, heck.

    Cartman : I'm not going to heck, Butters! I'm not black, alright!

  • Butters : Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's sorry about all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew.

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