South Park (TV Series)

Erection Day (2005)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Craig, Butters, Mr. Valmer, Tall Goth, Taxi Driver

Quotes 

• Jimmy Vulmer : Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?

  Butters Stotch : Well sure I do!

  Jimmy Vulmer : Really?

  Butters Stotch : Yes, sit down Jimmy. We should have a little talk. You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man loses interest in the lady.

  Jimmy Vulmer : So when your penis becomes hard, you're supposed to put it in a ladies vagina and it stops being hard?

  Butters Stotch : That's right, Jimmy.

  Jimmy Vulmer : But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is this Friday!

• Jimmy : You... You're just a hooker and I need to get laid!