South Park (TV Series)

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus (1999)

Eliza Schneider: Miss Adelton, Mother in Crowd, Sharon Marsh, Nurse, Carol McCormick, Interviewee, Woman in Crowd #1, Woman in Crowd #2, Woman in Crowd #3

Quotes 

• Jesus : [to an old Rod Stewart in a wheel chair]  Hey, Rod, great to see you. Uh, the folk are sure glad you're playing. It's giving them a lot of faith in me again. I'm sure together we can make this millennium party the best New Year's bash ever!

  Rod Stewart : Poop pants.

  Jesus : What?

  Rod Stewart : Poop pants.

  Jesus : You pooped your pants? Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.

  Nurse : Again? Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?