The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Cartridge Family (1997)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [after he finds Homer's gun and tries to shoot an apple off Milhouse's head]  And the next marksman is: William Tell, Jr.!

  Milhouse Van Houten : Jinx!

  Marge : [when she comes home; gasps]  Bart!

  Homer : Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun.

  Marge : You lied to me! You promised to get rid of this gun.

  Homer : I put it in a safe place, Marge! I mean, what are the odds the boy would look in the vegetable crisper?

  Marge : How could you? Of all the terrible things you've ever done in your life, this is the worst, the most despicable!

  Homer : But, Marge, I swear to you, I never thought you'd find out!

  Marge : Mmm... until you decide what's more important, your gun, or your family, we can't live in the same house. Come on, kids.

  [takes the kids and leaves] 

  Homer : So this is the thanks I get for protecting my family? Then go. I'll be just fine.

  [door slams; Homer turns to Milhouse] 

  Homer : Do you know how to cook dinner?

  Milhouse Van Houten : [excitedly]  Do I?

  [starts looking through a cabinet, rummaging through pots and pans]