The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mobile Homer (2005)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : You can't enjoy money when you're dead, so why not have fun now?

  Marge Simpson : Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent five thousand dollars on donuts, two thousand on scalp massages, five hundred on body glitter.

  Homer Simpson : Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, please! From what I hear, you waltz in there at ten thirty, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.

  Homer Simpson : Who told you that?

  Marge Simpson : You shouted it while we were making love!

• Bart Simpson : French it up, lover boy.

  Homer Simpson : I'm not a machine. I can't just turn it on.

  Marge Simpson : Oh come here.

  [Marge grabs Homer and start French kissing] 

  Marge Simpson : Now pull over!

  Bart Simpson : First, raise my allowance.

  Homer Simpson : WHY YOU LITTLE!

  [Starts strangling Bart while driving] 

• Marge Simpson : [having just sent away Homer's posse of motorhomes]  You don't belong on the lawn. You belong in your bed with your wife.

  Homer Simpson : [fed up with Marge's overbearing attitude]  That's no marriage bed. It's a loveless slab of bossiness!

  Marge Simpson : [gasps, hurt by Homer's words]  Well, you're not perfect either!

  Homer Simpson : Name one way I'm not.

  [a bout of exchanging insults ensues]