The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer vs. Dignity (2000)
Hank Azaria: Maitre D', Chief Wiggum, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Costington, Professor Frink
Quotes
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Comic Book Guy : [eating Peeps] If only real chicks went down this easy.
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Mr. Costington : Why, I don't think I've ever seen such generosity. You're a modern day Kris Kringle, sir.
Homer Simpson : I'm just trying to dig myself out of a pit of shame.
Mr. Costington : Say no more. I've had a bit of a shoe-sniffing problem myself. I'm... still not allowed on the third floor.
Homer Simpson : [giving a hug] It's okay...
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Financial planner : You haven't set aside anything for retirement.
Chief Wiggum : Oh, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot 3 days before retirement. In the business we call it "retirony".
Financial planner : ...What if you don't get shot?
Chief Wiggum : What a terrible thing to say - now look, you've made my wife cry!