"The Simpsons" Blame It on Lisa (TV Episode 2002) - Harry Shearer as Scratchy, Lenny, Kidnapper #2, Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders

Homer Simpson : Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand.

Ned Flanders : Well, I don't really have that much, but, uh, if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers.

Homer Simpson : Go suck a Bible.
Kidnapper #2 : I have sent the ransom note. If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay.

Homer Simpson : Oh, I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time.
Kidnapper : Behold... the Amazon! But quick, because we are burning it down.

Homer Simpson : Listen, I really need a rest stop.

Kidnapper #2 : Again?

Homer Simpson : I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.

Kidnapper : Uh... We just call them nuts here.
Lenny : Homer, we were cleaning out a cooling duct at the plant and found a box of old taco shells.

Homer Simpson : Oh, why didn't you call me?

Lenny : Oh, we tried, but a recording said you were a bunch of deadbeats.

Homer Simpson : That's it. They have awoken a sleeping giant.

Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you going to do?

Bart Simpson : [crossing his fingers] Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...

Homer Simpson : Get me tools and beer.

Bart Simpson : Yes!

Harry Shearer: Scratchy, Lenny, Kidnapper #2, Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders