The Simpsons (TV Series)
Blame It on Lisa (2002)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.
Lisa Simpson : Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.
Homer Simpson : Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.
Bart Simpson : And I'll have been on every continent.
Lisa Simpson : Except Antarctica.
Homer Simpson : The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.
[brief pause]
Homer Simpson : Next year. This year, Brazil.
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Marge Simpson : Can we have another baby?
Homer Simpson : No way! I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one.
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Bart Simpson : [flying to Brazil] Get ready, Brazil. I now speak fluent Spanish.
Marge Simpson : Well done, Bart. But in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.
Bart Simpson : [in Spanish] Ay, caramba, que mujer tonta! Viente horas estudiar por nada!
Homer Simpson : Forget every word, boy. It's useless.
Marge Simpson : But, Homer...
Homer Simpson : [threateningly] I said forget it!
Bart Simpson : [hitting himself in the head with the seat phone] All gone.
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Marge Simpson : What a charming neighborhood.
Lisa Simpson : Mom, these are slums. The government just painted them bright colors so the tourists wouldn't be offended.
Marge Simpson : Works for me.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, check out the rats.
Homer Simpson : [seeing colored rats scurrying by] Ooh, they look like Skittles.
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Homer Simpson : [after getting electrocuted on a telephone pole] How did I get here?
Bart Simpson : We found you smoldering in the bushes.
Marge Simpson : That's it. We're just going to have to pay for that call to Brazil.
Lisa Simpson : [guiltily] What call to Brazil?
Homer Simpson : The one I didn't make, and Marge didn't make, and Bart didn't make, and hence no one in the house made.
Lisa Simpson : Uh-oh.
Marge Simpson : You made that call? But you're the good one.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, the one we both like.
Marge Simpson : Why did you do it?
Lisa Simpson : Please don't be mad. I've been sponsoring an orphan boy in Brazil.
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Lisa Simpson : Ronaldo used to send me a letter every month, but then they stopped. That's why I called the orphanage. But they said he'd disappeared.
Marge Simpson : How come you talked for $400?
Lisa Simpson : Well, then they started pressuring me for more donations. And you can't hang up on a nun.
Marge Simpson : That's right. They have powers.
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Lindsey Neagle : Hello, I'm your customer service rep, Lindsey Neagle.
Marge Simpson : We've met you many times, Ms. Neagle. Why do you keep changing jobs?
Lindsey Neagle : I'm a sexual predator.
Marge Simpson : Oh.
Lindsey Neagle : Now, how may I best dispense with you today?
Marge Simpson : We've been charged for calls to Brazil that we didn't make.
Homer Simpson : We are not paying this bill.
Lindsey Neagle : Fine. I'll cut off your service.
Homer Simpson : Fine. I'll cut off your ponytail.
Marge Simpson : Homer!
Homer Simpson : [quietly] Marge, it's called negotiating.
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Lenny : Homer, we were cleaning out a cooling duct at the plant and found a box of old taco shells.
Homer Simpson : Oh, why didn't you call me?
Lenny : Oh, we tried, but a recording said you were a bunch of deadbeats.
Homer Simpson : That's it. They have awoken a sleeping giant.
Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you going to do?
Bart Simpson : [crossing his fingers] Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
Homer Simpson : Get me tools and beer.
Bart Simpson : Yes!
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Marge Simpson : It says here we can get anywhere we want by taking a conga line.
Homer Simpson : [already doing so] Way ahead of you, Marge.
[humming in time with the rhythm]
Homer Simpson : Take me to the hotel/My hands are on a guy's ass/Boy, this dude must work out.
