The Simpsons (TV Series)

Blame It on Lisa (2002)

Hank Azaria: Moon, Mr. MovieFone, Captain, Bag Boy, Lifeguard, Samba Teacher, Kidnapper #1, Moe Szyslak, Man in Bird Costume

Quotes 

• Kidnapper : [opens suitcase full of money]  Ahh, look at all that pink and purple. Our money sure is gay.

• Homer Simpson : Taxi!

  [gets into taxi] 

  Kidnapper : [points gun at Homer]  My American friend, I'm afraid that this is a kidnapping.

  Homer Simpson : So that means I don't have to pay the fare?

  Kidnapper : I... I suppose.

  Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo!

• Kidnapper : Behold... the Amazon! But quick, because we are burning it down.

  Homer Simpson : Listen, I really need a rest stop.

  Kidnapper #2 : Again?

  Homer Simpson : I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.

  Kidnapper : Uh... We just call them nuts here.

• Captain : Everyone thinks they can learn our language on the Plane! Do you know how disrespectful that is?