The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets an F (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
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Quotes
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Bart : [praying to God] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I know I haven't always been a good kid, but if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help.
Lisa : Prayer: the last refuge of a scoundrel.
[spying on Bart from his bedroom entrance]
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Mrs. Krabappel : Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term. Are you aware of that?
Bart : Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Krabappel : Are you aware there is a major exam coming up tomorrow on Colonial America?
Bart : Yes, ma'am.
[as he starts to glaze, all he hears is:]
Mrs. Krabappel : Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah?
Bart : Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Krabappel : Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah!
Bart : Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Krabappel : Bart! You haven't been paying attention to a word I've said, have you?
Bart : Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. Krabappel : Well, then what did I say?
Bart : Uh..."straighten up and fly right?"
Mrs. Krabappel : [spluttering] Well, that was a lucky guess!
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Martin Prince : As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America's colonial period that you just received is erroneous.
Bart : So you're saying...
Martin Prince : A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.
Bart : Oh. Thanks for the pep talk.
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[Martin asks why he should help Bart improve his study habits]
Bart : 'cause I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin Prince : They... laugh at me? I'd always considered myself rather popular.
Bart : You're not. Watch.
[He shoves Martin to the ground. Milhouse, Louis and Richard, standing nearby, burst out laughing]
Martin Prince : [gets up] Then my... my speed with numbers... my years of service as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas... These things mean nothing to them?
Bart : Perhaps another demonstration?
[He shoves Martin to the ground again, making the others burst out laughing again]
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Bart : A little Ketchup for your buns, papa?
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Bart : I passed, I passed, I passed, I... ..kissed the teacher!... .UGH!