The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart After Dark (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Chorus Girl #3, Kearney

Quotes 

• Bart : Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?

  Homer : Do I have to sit up?

  Bart : No.

  Homer : Knock yourself out.

• Bart Simpson : [dancing on the roof and singing]  S-U-C-C-E-S-S, that's the way you spell "Success"!

  [falls off roof] 

• [Grampa whistles as he enters the Maison Derrière and puts his hat on a hat rack near the door. Turning he is surprised to notice Bart working as the doorman] 

  Grampa Simpson : Oop.

  [Without breaking a sweat, he starts whistling again as he takes his hat from the rack and exits the house. He pops his head back in a few moments later] 

  Grampa Simpson : Is your name "Bart"?

  Bart Simpson : Mm-hm.

  Grampa Simpson : What the...!

  [grumbles in shock] 

  Grampa Simpson : Does your father know you're working here?

  Bart Simpson : It was his idea.

  Grampa Simpson : In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour.

  [hands Bart his hat as he enters]