Scrubs (TV Series)

My Half-Acre (2006)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• Carla : I don't understand, why wouldn't you kiss him?

  Dr. Cox : [singing voice]  Stay out of it, Carla!

  Mrs. Wilk : Stay out of what?

  Carla : Dr. Cox won't kiss his son.

  Mrs. Wilk : What is wrong with you?

  Dr. Cox : Ladies, I hate to disappoint but my quota for women who bug the living bejeezus out of me has been met for the next billion years.

• Carla : I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.

  Mrs. Wilk : Now that you've told me it won't sound sincere.

  Carla : He won't care.

  Mrs. Wilk : Dr Cox, you're amazing.

  Dr. Cox : It's just my job.

• Patient : I'm a Jehovah's Witness, I can't get a transfusion. We believe that blood should not be passed from person to person

  Dr. Cox : Well I'm a doctor and we believe that without surgery a patient in your condition can suffer from a major case of deadness.

  Carla : Don't worry, he will figure out another way to treat you

  Dr. Cox : [laughing as he walks off]  Hehehe! No he won't!

• Carla : So what's the deal, cranky pants?

  Dr. Cox : I'm just sick and tired of having to living up to everybody's expectations. Lonnie needs a central line, you want me to help Mrs London and every patient in this dump looks at me for some miracle cure. I mean honestly Carla, with Jehovah as my witness, sometimes it is just too much.

  Carla : Yeah, I'm not buying it. You've been putting up with this stuff around here for over 20 years.

  Dr. Cox : Not just here; at home too. Jordan expects me to be this amazing sensitive father.

  Carla : So that is what this is about? You shouldn't sweat the sensitive Dad stuff. You'll get there.

  Dr. Cox : You don't know anything.

• J.D. : How did you know I'd move to fast with Julie?

  Dr. Cox : How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?

  Turk : How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?

  Elliot : Because I know you!

  Carla : Because I know you!

  Janitor : Because I know him!

  Todd : [watches it on the security camera]  This is so cool!