Scrubs (TV Series)

My Half-Acre (2006)

Michael Learned: Mrs. Wilk

Quotes 

• Carla : I don't understand, why wouldn't you kiss him?

  Dr. Cox : [singing voice]  Stay out of it, Carla!

  Mrs. Wilk : Stay out of what?

  Carla : Dr. Cox won't kiss his son.

  Mrs. Wilk : What is wrong with you?

  Dr. Cox : Ladies, I hate to disappoint but my quota for women who bug the living bejeezus out of me has been met for the next billion years.

• Carla : I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.

  Mrs. Wilk : Now that you've told me it won't sound sincere.

  Carla : He won't care.

  Mrs. Wilk : Dr Cox, you're amazing.

  Dr. Cox : It's just my job.