Scrubs (TV Series)

My Half-Acre (2006)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : Turkleton, I need you to volunteer to speak at the clinical care conference this weekend

  Turk : Yeah... I don't see that happening Bobby.

  Dr. Kelso : Excuse me?

  Turk : It's not like you're the king around here.

• J.D. : How did you know I'd move to fast with Julie?

  Dr. Cox : How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?

  Turk : How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?

  Elliot : Because I know you!

  Carla : Because I know you!

  Janitor : Because I know him!

  Todd : [watches it on the security camera]  This is so cool!

• Turk : Dr. Kelso? I'll go to that conference.

  Dr. Kelso : Turkleton, I have many more pressing issues, starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife and ending with a gay son who has just written a scathing musical about me called "Dr. Dad" which, despite mixed reviews, has just been held over in Buffalo. So why don't you just do whatever the hell you want to do?