Scrubs (TV Series)

My Bright Idea (2006)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Elliot : Can't we just go home, put on our pj's and watch "Grey's Anatomy?"

  J.D. : I do love that show. It's like they've been watching our lives and just put them on TV.

• J.D. : No. No more. Here are some of the lies you've told us over the last five years: You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb-pinky. You have a - a brother-dad, a mother-sister. You have two kids, no wait, you have one kid, no wait, you had a baby with a Chinese local, you're a deaf-mute, oh wait, now you're telling us that you're a world class hurdler and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter?

  Janitor : I - I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.

  J.D. : Ohh...

  Janitor : And I really was a world-class hurdler.

  J.D. : We're not buying it, are we gang?

  [Everyone scoffs and leaves] 

  J.D. : The people have spoken. Allow me to bask in the glow.

  Turk : [Turk enters, excited]  Oh-ho! J.D., guess what?

  J.D. : Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.

• Turk : Where is Carla?

  Dr. Perry Cox : She just went downstairs. What is all the excitement?

  J.D. : [to Turk]  You tell him. Aw, just wait a mi - OK, you tell him.

  Turk : We're having a baby.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Red states be damned, I'm sure you're going to make great fathers.