Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Track of the Moon Beast (1999)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• Girl : What was *that*?

  Boy : A meteorite! A lunar meteorite!

  Girl : A meteorite?

  Crow T. Robot : A lunar meteorite?

• Paul : That's Albuquerque over there. And that road leads to Santa Fe, northeast. And the river is over there...

  Kathy : Paul, where are we exactly?

  Crow T. Robot : I'm telling you. What do you want? Longitude and latitude?

• Johnny Longbow : PAUL is not PAUL ANYMORE!

  Crow T. Robot : He's SUPER-PAUL!

• Paul : We could go back to my place.

  Kathy : Your place?

  Paul : My place.

  Crow T. Robot : [Lightning flashes, as God]  NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS.