Daria (TV Series)

Write Where It Hurts (1998)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Helen : You gloss over everything with a cynical joke and no one knows what you really believe in.

  Daria : A-ha. So my evil plan is working.

• Jane : Hey, Daria, can I have your boots?

  Daria : Yeah, turn around. I'll give you one right now.

• Jane : Hey, Daria, can I read your story someday?

  Daria : No, but you can read the one where you run off with Kevin.

  Jane : WHAT?

• Jane : Well, what's your definition of true?

  Daria : Something that says something.

  Jane : What, anything?

  Daria : No, something, about something.

  Jane : Let me get this straight, you're telling me that you want to write something, not just anything, that says something about something.

  Daria : Right.

  Jane : Gee, who'd ever believe you having trouble communicating.

• Helen : So, Daria, how was your day at school?

  Daria : Hmm... lets see... Nobody talked to me again today, I wasn't invited to any parties for the weekend. So, all in all, another good day.

  Helen : [sighs]  Oh, Daria.

• Jake Morgendorffer : Hey, kiddo! Guess you're wondering what old Dad is up to with the big stew pot!

  Daria : Guess again.

• Helen Morgendorffer : Daria, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?