Robert Smigel: Mailman
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Mailman : I heard you mentioned to the gentleman that you thought I was a hottie.
Larry Valentine : Oh, yeah, you know, sorry if I came off a little weird.
Mailman : No, no, no, there's nothing to worry about, sir. I don't bite. Listen, just so you know, if you're ever home alone in the afternoons, I make drop-offs and I always deliver.
Larry Valentine : You know, I am pretty loyal to Chuck.
Mailman : Right, I understand, I'm just saying if you ever wanna explore other feelings, there's no extra postage, and it's always first class.
Larry Valentine : Alright, Anything else you feel you need to say there?
Mailman : I handle with care.
Larry Valentine : Ok Ron, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
Mailman : I'd be happy to come in through the back door.
Larry Valentine : I'm sure you would.
[Shuts door in Ron's face]
Mailman : I'm used to holding large packages.
