South Park (TV Series)

Trapped in the Closet (2005)

April Stewart: Sharon Marsh, Michelle, Scientologist at Headquarters #1, Shelly Marsh, Nicole Kidman

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• Sharon Marsh : Stanly, I didn't know you were miserable!

  Stan : Neither did I!

• Nicole Kidman : Tom... Tom, it's Nicole.

  Tom Cruise : Hi Nicole.

  Nicole Kidman : Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.

  Tom Cruise : I'm not in the closet.

  Nicole Kidman : Yes you are, Tom. And you need to just end this & come out. I'm not going to think any differently of you. Katie's not going to think any differently of you. You don't need to be in that closet any more, Tom.

  Tom Cruise : I'm not in here though.

  Nicole Kidman : Yes, you are.

  Tom Cruise : I'm not... I'm not in the closet.

  Nicole Kidman : Then how am I talking to you Tom? Tom, you can't hide forever just because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting. Come out of the closet Tom, you're not fooling anyone.

  Tom Cruise : But I'm not-I'm not in here.