South Park (TV Series)
The Simpsons Already Did It (2002)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Butters Stotch, Interviewee #1, Terrance, Mortician #2, Second News Reader
Quotes
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Kyle : Wow, that's a lot of semen Cartman.
Eric Cartman : Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan : That's cool.
Eric Cartman : Yeah, and the sweet thing is; the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
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Kyle Broflovski : Face it, guys. We killed Miss Choksondik. We're all in this together.
[Tweak starts to whine in protest]
Kyle Broflovski : All right, maybe you weren't there, but you're our new friend and that makes you culp - uh, culpable.
Cartman : In fact it makes you the most responsible. Tweak, you might have to take the fall on this one.
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Cartman : I got ripped off.
Kyle : I told you Cartman.
Cartman : Oh, shut up. Kyle. Shut your god damn Jew mouth. You people are why there is war in the Middle East.
Cartman : And you Tweak. Why don't you button up your shirt for once. You're just as bad as Stan with his little girlfriend always wanting to spend time with him.
Cartman : Oh God, I hate you guys.
