NewsRadio (TV Series)

Luncheon at the Waldorf (1995)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Dave : They're just going out to lunch. It's no big deal. You and I go to lunch.

  Lisa : Yeah, at my apartment... and we don't eat.

  Dave : True enough, but at least we're staying trim.

• Lisa : What happened?

  Bill : Nothing.

  Lisa : Well, then why was Beth on the verge of tears?

  Bill : I don't know. Maybe it was Rush Limbaugh's keynote speech. Women, they'll cry at anything. Am I right, fellas?

  Joe Garrelli : Don't look at me, dude.

  Matthew Brock : Boo, Bill. Boo.

• Dave : Do you want to go to lunch?

  Lisa : No, thanks. I'm not in the mood.

  Dave : Okay, you want to get something to eat, then?

  Lisa : Sure.

• Lisa : I just don't want you to be pressured into doing something you don't want to do.

  Beth : What is this, an episode of Blossom?

• Bill : You know what it's like? It's like taking your daughter to the fair and buying her cotton candy, and winning prizes for her - and then you get on the Ferris wheel, and she wants to make out.

  Lisa : OK...

  Bill : Well how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... French her daddy?

• Bill : How do I look?

  Dave : Very snazzy, Bill.

  Bill : Thank you.

  Lisa : Yeah, in a sleazy kind of way.