- Cobra Commander: I'm the new fire department. If they don't pay, I start fires.
- [evil chuckle]
- Destro: How much do you think they will pay?
- Cobra Commander: Fire insurance is expensive. I'd say billions! Billions!
- Alpine: [after a bull attacks him and Bazooka, he spots the ranch hands-actually the Dreadnoks in disguise-ride away laughing their heads off] You know, I think those bums set us up!
- Wild Bill: [after Baroness gets away in a Cobra flight pod hidden in an outhose] That has to be the most new-fangled sanitation system I ever saw!
- Destro: I told you there were holes in this plan, to begin with!
- Cobra Commander: Foiled by a cattle stampede! A cattle stampede! I can't believe it! But I'll be back!
- [last lines]
- Wild Bill: [Wild Bill climbs onto the roof of GI Joe headquarters, joining Snake Eyes and Timber] Ah, pretty night. Almost as pretty as a West Texas gal.
- [Timber whimpering]
- Wild Bill: Aw, heck, Timber. I shoulda known she weren't no real Texas peach. She was just too sweet. Anyone from Texas knows we grow our peaches sassy!
- [Wild Bill laughs. Timber howls at the moon]