- Danger Mouse: [Dangermouse is hanging of the edge of a cliff by his fingertips, with Penfold clutching to his legs] This must be the end of an episode, Penfold.
- Penfold: Why, Chief?
- Danger Mouse: 'Cause that stupid scriptwriter always has to finish on a cliffhanger.
- Penfold: [dropping in on the mystic Gnu] Is this the hairy old twit with the twig thing?
- Danger Mouse: [quickly covering Penfolds mouth with his hands] Poor soul. He knows not what he sayes.
- Count Duckula: [scolding his crocodile henchmen] Well I promise you this: this week, henchmen, next week, handbags.
- Penfold: Cor, Chief, Ephalants! Hundreds of them!
- Danger Mouse: Absolutely packed to the portals with prostrate packiderm.