Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
What Have I Done to Deserve This? (2006)
Chandra Wilson: Dr. Miranda Bailey
Quotes
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Dr. Derek Shepherd : I've been paging you
Dr. Miranda Bailey : I'm not on call, I'm on maternity leave
Dr. Derek Shepherd : I've been paging my wife as well, but she hasn't been answering, either. You know where she is.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Just because I know doesn't mean you should. Some things you just don't get to know, not from me, and really you don't want to know.
Dr. Derek Shepherd : You have to tell me where she is, I saved your husband's life.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : She saved my baby.
Dr. Derek Shepherd : So baby trumps husband?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Mm-hmm
Dr. Derek Shepherd : Baby trumps husband?
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Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Dr. Bailey answer's the door with very limited view] Can I help you, Chief?
Dr. Richard Webber : [tries to poke his head in the door] Dr Bailey... I don't know what you're doing in there, but whatever it is...
[Miranda opens the door wide enough to show two wet circles on her chest because Addison's crying caused her milk to kick in]
Dr. Richard Webber : Oooh. Oh, no.
Dr. Richard Webber : [Dr. Bailey is dabbing gauze on her milk stains while the Chief babbles on] Um... Dr. Bailey, uh, I'm... sorry. Carry on.
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Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd : [appears to be physically uncomfortable] Miranda, I need a consult.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Addison is on the exam table with her legs in the stirrups as Dr. Bailey appears to be looking at Addison's genital area] Oh no.
Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd : Please don't say that.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Addison, I'm so,so sorry. You have poison oak... where nobody wants to have poison oak.
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Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Miranda is giving Derek instructions as they stand outside from the curtained-off Addison] No moving, no peeking, no pulling the curtain. Just stand there and let her talk to you. Understand?
Dr. Derek Shepherd : Is this really necessary?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Do you understand
[speaks more slowly and repeats her sentence]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Do... you... understand?
Dr. Derek Shepherd : I'm not mentally challenged.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : I'm not so sure about that. Let her talk.
[exits room]
Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd : Stay where you are. Promise. I'm going to show something. You do not get to laugh. You do not get to gloat... I have poison oak.
Dr. Derek Shepherd : [slides the curtain aside as Addison rolls up her blanket for Derek to see] What?
[He leans forward to look between her legs]
Dr. Derek Shepherd : You do indeed have poison oak.
Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd : So are we even yet? Is this bad enough? Have I repaid my debt to society, Derek?