Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

There Is No Other Way (2006)

Shawn Pyfrom: Andrew Van De Kamp

Quotes 

• Bree : Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.

  Bree : Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?

  Bree : Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.

  Bree : If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.