- Stan Marsh: Will you help us?
- Eric Cartman: Yes. Yes, I will... If Kyle will kiss my black ass.
- Kyle Broflovski: What?
- Eric Cartman: Just give it a little kiss and I'll help.
- Kyle Broflovski: Screw you, Cartman!
- Eric Cartman: Okay, but if you want my help, you have to give it just a little kiss. Kiss it.
- Stan Marsh: Go on, dude, it's the only way.
- Kyle Broflovski: No!
- Eric Cartman: Kiss it. Come on, kiss it!
- Stan Marsh: Just do it really fast and we can go.
- Kyle Broflovski: Have Butters kiss it.
- Eric Cartman: No, it has to be Kyle.
- [Kyle goes close to Eric's behind, Eric farts in his face]
- Kyle Broflovski: Ohh!
- Eric Cartman: Aaahahahahaha! Oh man, that was so awesome!
- Kyle Broflovski: Sick, I felt it on my face!
- Stan Marsh: Okay, very funny, Cartman. Now, come on.
- Eric Cartman: Hey, I'm not going with you.
- Sheila Broflovski: Ha! Give me 15 seconds with Kyle and I'll have that door open!
- [they all storm up to the bedroom]
- Sheila Broflovski: [knocking] Kyle? This is your mother. You will open this door right now!
- Kyle Broflovski: No I won't!
- Sharon Marsh: Yes, I see what you mean, Sheila, that was very impressive.
- Stan Marsh: Veal is... little baby cows?
- Rancher Bob: Yeppir.
- Kyle Broflovski: Then why the hell do they call it veal?
- Rancher Bob: Well, if we called it little baby cow, people might not eat it.
- Eric Cartman: Stan, could you hurry it up? I'm freezin' my ass off.
- Kyle Broflovski: You need to freeze some of your ass off.
- Eric Cartman: What are you waiting for? Go kill them, Worf!
- Michael Dorn: I'm not killing anybody.
- Eric Cartman: Some God-damn Klingon you are!
- Kyle Broflovski: [after seeing hippies outside the window protesting for the boys] Dude, those gaywads are on our side?
- Butters: Oooh, they're all dirty!
- Eric Cartman: What did I tell you, Stan! We saved some baby cows from being eaten and now we're no good dirty goddam hippies!