The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror II (1991)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu, Lou, Others

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Quotes 

• [after picking up the phone] 

  Moe : Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check.

  [to the bar] 

  Moe : Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

  [the bar laughs] 

  Moe : Oh, wait a minute.

• [last lines] 

  [Screen fades to black as creepy music plays, then the scene resumes with the normal Simpsons' music; looking like a canonical episode] 

  Narrator : Next week, on "The Simpsons".

  Lisa Simpson : Don't forget Dad, tonight my class is having an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.

  Homer : Mmm... spaghetti.

  Mr. Burns : But Homer, tonight's our reception for Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.

  Homer : DOH! I hate having two heads!

• Apu : [having been captured by the aliens]  Gordon, you've got to do something.

  Gordon : What do you want me to do? I'm a baker now.