Quotes

Treehouse of Horror III

Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

[Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer]
Ned Flanders: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
[Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock]
Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.
Homer: He was a zombie?

Homer Simpson: That doll tried to kill me!
Bart Simpson: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?

Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.

Homer Simpson: The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!

Homer: [singing] My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

Homer: [a la Alfred Hitchcock] Good eeevening.
[normal voice]
Homer: I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your TV now. Come on, I dare you!
[imitates chicken]
Homer: Buck-buck-buck-buck! Chicken!
[screen winks out]

[off the coast of Ape Island, hearing the natives chant, "Homer, Homer, Homer"]
Otto: Hey, who's this Homer dude?
Mr. Burns: He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island jaycees. Either way, we're going ashore.

[a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck]
Ned Flanders: Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?
Grampa: [gasping, clutching his heart] Ah... gol-durn it!
Bart: Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.
Grampa: Too late.

Marge: [to King Homer who is trying to climb the Empire State Building] You know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
King Homer: Uh-huh.

Grampa: [after Homer botches his story] Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
Bart: Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Grampa: THAT'S A LIE, AND YOU KNOW IT!
[scene fades to black and white]
Grampa: But I have seen a lot of movies...
["King Homer" title card]

Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!

Doll Repairman: [KrustyCo repairman checks the back of the Krusty doll] Yep. Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil.

Marge: Your doll is trying to kill my husband! Yes I'll hold.
Phone Recording: [to the song, Everybody Loves a Clown] Everybody loves a doll, so why don't you?

Bart Simpson: Hey Homer, where's your present?
Homer Simpson: D'ohh! I mean... D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave...
Grampa: Hey!

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What is the Spanish language plot outline for Treehouse of Horror III (1992)?