That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric's Birthday (1998)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

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Quotes 

• Michael Kelso : Hey, Eric, maybe she's going to give you the big gift. You know, the *big* gift. You guys know what I'm talking about, right?

  Steven Hyde : Yes, Kelso. We got it. Then, we got it.

  Fez : I'm not even from here, and I got it.

• [first lines] 

  Steven Hyde : [watching "Petticoat Junction"]  Does it bother anyone else that these women live in Hooterville?

  Eric Forman : Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville.

  Steven Hyde : Well, does it bother anyone that they live down the track from Hooterville?

  Donna Pinciotti : What bothers me is that they bathe in the town water tank.