Randy
:
It's not fun being blind. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Randy
:
Do you think when I find my purpose I'll get some sort of sign? Like a glowing light? Not like an alien abduction or anything, but a Jesus light?
[Randy is temporarily blind]
Earl
:
Sorry, Randy, but I've got my own problems to worry about! After dinner I'm gonna have to help you use the bathroom - literally!
Randy
:
You don't have to hold anything, you just need to help me to the seat, I'll go like a girl.