- Bender: A working cartridge unit? You guys went obsolete years ago.
- Cartridge Unit: [inserts "snappy comeback" cartridge] Your mother!
- Professor Ogden Wernstrom: Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot has Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!
- Professor Ogden Wernstrom: No one calls me that! I'm having at you!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Wernstrom!
- [They fight]
- Farnsworth Killbot: Such senseless violence.
- Wernstrom Killbot: Come on, let's go for a paddle-boat ride.
- Bender: I'd like to give Robot 1-X a big smooch on the - Hey! What's the dilly-o?
- Technician: Your upgrade is complete.
- Bender: But... I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand beneath my foot cups!
- Technician: [shrugs] Everyone experiences the upgrade differently.
- Bender: Woof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible - nay, probable - that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?
- Technician: No. Get out. NEXT!
- Bender: [downgrade to wood] Behold, my hand crafted glory! The technological world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!