South of Nowhere (TV Series)

Put Out or Get Out (2005)

Maeve Quinlan: Paula Carlin

Quotes 

• Spencer Carlin : [Spencer and Ashley comes down the stairs]  It's not a date.

  Paula Carlin : Hi, Kelly.

  Ashley Davies : It is so a date.

  [Spencer smiles at Kelly] 

  Ashley Davies : .

  Paula Carlin : Now, that is a terrific dress. Whose is that?

  Kelly : Actually I'm not really into labels, I made it myself.

  Clay Carlin : Wow, it's really, uh... terrific.

  Arthur Carlin : Are you guys in class together?

  Kelly : Actually, I go to Westscott Academy.

  Arthur Carlin : That's an impressive school. We looked at that for Spencer. but it was a little pricey.

  Spencer Carlin : Kelly, has a scholarship.

  Arthur Carlin : Is that so. That's...

  Clay Carlin : Does Westscott ever have dances or mixers...?

  Spencer Carlin : We better go or we're going to be late for the show.

  Paula Carlin : Are you guys sure you can't stay for dinner?

  Spencer Carlin : Gotta go, Mom.

  Arthur Carlin : Kelly, you're welcome anytime for dinner!

  Paula Carlin : Bye!

  Clay Carlin : Hey, you think Kelly would be down with black guys?

  Ashley Davies : Oh, I think it has nothing to do with being black.

  Clay Carlin : Does she have a boyfriend?

  Ashley Davies : Um, I don't believe so.

  Clay Carlin : Sweet.

  [laughs] 

  Clay Carlin : .

  Ashley Davies : Yeah. Unless they changed the definition of being a "lesbian".

• Paula Carlin : [in Spencer's room]  Almost dressed, hon?

  Spencer Carlin : Uh, yeah. Getting there.

  Paula Carlin : Good. So, Ashley, are you ready for the show?

  Ashley Davies : No, I'm not a big fan... of the the D.J.

  Paula Carlin : Oh. Well, make yourself at home. Dinner'll be ready in about an hour.

  Ashley Davies : Thanks.

  Paula Carlin : Okay, Ashley, this is an adorable dress, yeah.

  Ashley Davies : Oh, thank you.

  Paula Carlin : It's really cute. Okay.

  [opens the door to Spencer's room slightly] 

  Paula Carlin : .

  Ashley Davies : [Ashley and Spencer both laugh]  .

  Spencer Carlin : You should wear it to dinner.

  Ashley Davies : You should wear it on your date.

  Spencer Carlin : Oh! It's not a date!

  Ashley Davies : Really. Then why is that the millionth outfit you've tried on?

  Spencer Carlin : I just want to look nice. There might be some cute guys there.

  Ashley Davies : Oh good. They can watch Kelly feel you up. Right it's for the cute guys. Then why are you putting the platforms on that I let you borrow? You know that they give you blisters, and they're the last thing cute guys are gonna notice. Look, all I'm saying is, you're going to be on your feet the whole night. Wait, unless you want Kelly to sweep you off your feet!

  Spencer Carlin : [throws a shoe at Ashley]  It is not a date! God, shut up.

• Paula Carlin : [Ashley starts eating dinner very quickly]  Um, Ashley, would you like to say grace?

  [Ashley nods. Everyone joins hands and bows their heads] 

  Ashley Davies : [hesitantly]  Ummm, thank you for the food.

  [awkward pause. Ashley looks at Paula] 

  Ashley Davies : ... bless the starving children... bless the people giving food to the starving children... OH! And thank you for the food, and God, thank you, God. We good, now?