- Ryan Howard: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
- Michael Scott: Jim is a friend of mine. So the only people this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam, and me.
- Jim Halpert: Yeah, on the booze cruise, I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy, and had a couple of drinks, and I confided in the world's worst confidant.
- Michael Scott: Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?
- Dwight Schrute: What's up-dog?
- Michael Scott: Gotcha!
- [laughing]
- Michael Scott: Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?
- Dwight Schrute: Good. How are you doing?
- Jim Halpert: [mouthing] So close.
- Michael Scott: Damn it.
- Michael Scott: Look. About you and Jim. I... No.
- Pam Beesley: No, that's... You don't have to...
- Michael Scott: No. I just feel it's my responsibility as your boss/friend...
- Pam Beesley: No, it's really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like, a crush on me when he first started, but that was a long time ago, so...
- Michael Scott: It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.
- Pam Beesley: [Puzzled] Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise, or he told you about it on the booze cruise?
- Michael Scott: Uh-uh. Okay, shut it, Michael. I'm done, that's it. I'm out.
- [Pam leaves, now wondering what really happened]