Futurama (TV Series)

Where the Buggalo Roam (2002)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Leo Wong, Zapp Brannigan, Mixmaster Festus, R.J., Dust Storm, Singing Wind, Martian Native

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Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : That sounds very dangerous. Someone could get killed.

  [pointing] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Fry, Leela, Bender...

  Bender : [shaking fist]  Damn you, old man!

• Fry : [At a buggalo barbecue on Mars]  Give me a thorax and some feelers.

  Leo Wong : Would you like salad with that?

  Fry : Yuck!

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

  Kif Kroker : Well, sir, I'm a little nervous about meeting her parents.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Of course you are. You're meek and uninteresting.

• Dr. Zoidberg : I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

• Leo Wong : Anyway, make yourselves at home.

  [Dr. Zoidberg comes downstairs wearing a bathrobe] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Don't mind if I already did. By the way, do you have any more of this Dom Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan at your service.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers smoke, and they seem pretty on-the-ball.

• Turanga Leela : Okay, my turn to tell a ghost story. Once, there was this woman driving...

  Fry : Hook on the hand!

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Okay, I've got one. This family...

  Fry : Man in the attic!

  Turanga Leela : Fine, Mister Know-It-All-About-Something-Finally. You tell a story.

  Fry : With pleasure. Once, not far from here, four people set out on a cattle drive...

  Bender : Robot gets bored and kills Fry with a hammer! I'm sorry. Go on.

• Singing Wind : You are free to go. Sorry about all the rustling and kidnapping.

  Turanga Leela : But what about your sacred land?

  Singing Wind : Land, schmand. We don't wanna live on this planet. It's a dump. We buy new planet and act like it's sacred. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

• Singing Wind : We always thought bead was worthless. We assumed our ancestors were cheated because they not have concept of ownership.

  Bender : So we can have the diamond?

  Singing Wind : No, we do have concept of ownership.

• Leo Wong : Mars Day much better than Earth Day. Dump trash wherever you want. Big empty planet.

• Inez Wong : Everyone okay? No one considering lawsuit?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hmm, I might have mental anguish.

  Leo Wong : I'll have you know I'm friends with every judge in planet.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm okay, then.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Chief, my people are a people of law, and the law is no backsies.

• [Fry, Leela, Bender, and Kif sitting around a campfire] 

  Fry : And then, while they sat helplessly around the campfire, a demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutant snuck up and...

  Amy Wong : [Coming through the bushes]  Surprise!

• Dr. Zoidberg : Captain Brannigan, you're always welcome here at Rancho Zoidberg.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [having enough of him, the Wongs kick Zoidberg out]  Eee! Money doesn't make good people, no, siree!