Futurama (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (2001)

Maurice LaMarche: Morbo, George Washington's Head, The Big Brain, Butler

Quotes 

• Fry : [writing]  "Leela cried for her love as Fry lay dead under the heavy book case. The giant brain laughed in triumph. 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The end." There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.

  Chief Giant Brain : The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

• [in the library, absorbing all of Earth's knowledge] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

• Chief Giant Brain : What do you want?

  Fry : I'm here to kick your ass!

  Chief Giant Brain : Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

• [on whitewashing Aunt Polly's fence in 'Tom Sawyer'] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity.

  Tom Sawyer : Please, no!

• Morbo : Morbo cannot read his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat.

  Linda the Newsanchor : That is a T. It goes "Thuh."

  Morbo : Hello, tiny man. I will destroy you!

• [Fry and Leela are trapped in 'Moby Dick'] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Farewell! You will all be trapped in this dense symbolist tome forever!

• Fry : Come on, Fry, think. Thinking... thinking...

  Chief Giant Brain : Oh, Stop that!

  Fry : Hey, thinking hurts them! Maybe I can think of a way to use that.

  Chief Giant Brain : Argh!

  Fry : Aha! Prepare to be thought at! Leela, give me a topic.

  Leela : Duh...

  Fry : Seriously, I can't think of anything.

  [He looks through a pile of books] 

  Fry : I gotta find something to make me think. Hardy Boys... too easy. Nancy Drew... too hard. Ah, perfect. Bonfire of the Vanities.

  [reads] 

  Chief Giant Brain : No! It's unbearable!

• Fry : Hey, Brainley! Think fast!

  [throws bucket of whitewash at Brain] 

  Chief Giant Brain : I always think fast.

  [is hit by bucket and covered in whitewash] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Ow!

  Captain Ahab : The whale! He be white now!

• Fry : All right, time to reeducate you duncebags. We'll start with U.S Presidents. This is our first president, George Washington.

  [Holds the head of George Washington; The others look confused] 

  Fry : Let's review. Who was our first president?

  Bender : A pickle jar?

  George Washington's Head : Thomas Jefferson?

• [inside "Pride and Prejudice"] 

  Elizabeth Bennet : Mister Fry, they tell me you're quite the oddity, a bachelor at your age.

  Fry : You think I'm an oddity, you should see...

  Butler : Announcing the arrival of the richest landowner in all Hampshire, Lord Brainley.

  Chief Giant Brain : I'm a gigantic brain!