Futurama (TV Series)
Mars University (1999)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Leo Wong, Gearshift, 20th Century History Teacher
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Quotes
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[Gunther the Monkey runs away]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?
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Fry : Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry : Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor.
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Fry : Wow. The jungles on Mars look like the jungles on Earth.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Jungles? On Earth? Hahahahaha.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's a little experiment that might win me the Nobel Prize.
Leela : In which field?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I don't care - they all pay the same.
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Fry : Very impressive. Back in the Twentieth Century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, in those days Mars was a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made liveable when the university was founded in 2636.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I arranged that you be roommates for a reason: so I would only have to remember one phone number.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : But what about your superintelligence?
Gunther the Monkey : When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Leela : So he just ran off in the middle of class?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.
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20th Century History Teacher : Be forewarned. The only way to get a sure A in this class is to have actually lived in the 20th Century.
Fry : Swish!
[Teacher pushes a button; Fry gets shocked]
20th Century History Teacher : Anything else to add, Mr. Fry?
Fry : I'm from the 20th Century. Go ahead, ask me anything.
20th Century History Teacher : Very well. What device invented in the 20th Century allowed people to view broadcast programs in their own homes?
Fry : Ooh! I know this... whatcha call it?... Lite Brite!
[Fry is shocked again]
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Fry : Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Put on the hat, Guenter! You're the only one who can save us!
[Hubert, Leela and Fry are close to fall down a huge waterfall]
Guenter : [Puts banana on his head and starts chewing the hat]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [muttering] Stupid monkey.
Leela : Not there!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [shouting] Keep trying!
Guenter : [Tries the hat on his buttocks]
Fry : [Giggling]
Guenter : [wearing the hat] Eureka! The hat goes on the head! It's all so obvious now!
Leela : Help us, Guenter!
Guenter : My goodness! Hang on! I need to do some calculations!
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[Fry reveals he told Gunther the Monkey to run away]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What? After I spent MONTHS slaving over a hot monkey brain?