Futurama (TV Series)

I, Roommate (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Smitty

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Quotes 

• [the Professor is on the phone] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

  [pause] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. Well, how's his wife holding up?

  [pause] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : To shreds, you say.

• [Bender's antenna is affecting the TV reception in his apartment] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency.

  Tennant with Cell Phone : They're on my cell phone too.

  Bender : Madame, I believe you're mistaken

  Bender : [voice from cell phone]  Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.

  Bender : [spoken]  Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass.

• [Fry ate an alien mummy thinking it was jerky] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy.

• [Bender and Fry in Benders apartment] 

  Bender : [while sleeping]  Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...

  Fry : [shakes him]  Bender wake up.

  Bender : I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

  Fry : Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?

  Bender : Bath-what?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What room?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What what?

  Fry : Aaah, never mind.

  [Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor] 

  Bender : [while sleeping]  Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?

• Bender : Where are you going to stay?

  Fry : I don't know. Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes?

  Bender : Yeah, but the rents are outrageous.

• Fry : [about Bender's closet]  This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here?

  Bender : In a closet? Oh humans...

• Fry : Leela we're trying to watch T.V.

  Bender : Yeah, would you kindly shut your noise hole.

• [Bender explains why he drinks so much] 

  Bender : Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome nutricious alcohol. The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.

  Fry : What are the cigars for?

  Bender : They make me look cool.

• [Fry has been using the ship engines to dry his hair] 

  Leela : Fry, what were you thinking? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!

  Fry : And great lift.

• Fry : [watching a robot beeping on a wedding on the soap opera "All My Circuits"]  Is he objecting or backing up?

  Amy Wong : Sounds like both.

• [Checking out an appartment that looks like an M.C. Escher print] 

  Leela : Wow, this is fantastic.

  Fry : I don't know, I don't want to pay for an extra dimension we're not going to use.

• Fry : Bender! You're blind, stinking sober!

  Bender : That's right! I'm sober and crazy, and I don't know what I might do!

  Fry : Don't do it!

  Bender : I don't know what it is yet!

• Fry : Uh... uh, listen Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?

  Bender : Bath what?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What room?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What, what?

  Fry : Ah, never mind.