Futurama (TV Series)

I Second That Emotion (1999)

David Herman: Dwayne, Vet Jeffrey Grant

Quotes 

• Dwayne : Please, do not be frightened, we're harmless.

  Inglis Raoul : I have *three* arms.

  Dwayne : I said "harmless", not "armless".

• Fry : Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?

  Vet Jeffrey Grant : Hmm, I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.

  Fry : He he, yeah, well, good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings.

  Vet Jeffrey Grant : He's 5.

• Dwayne : [giving a tour of the underground mutant city in the sewer]  This is our library.

  Bender : Nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

• Inglis Raoul : Welcome to our village. It may not be Paris, but it has a certain quaint charm that I, for one, wouldn't trade for the world.

  Bender : You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

  Dwayne : Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater civilization above you!

  Leela : No. We're on top.

  Fry : Daylight and everything.

  Dwayne : Oh.

  Vyolet : It must be wonderful.

  Bender : Eh.

• Fry : So, is it true that alligators flushed down the toilet survive here?

  Inglis Raoul : No, that's just an urban legend.

  Fry : Then what are those?

  Vyolet : Crocodiles.

  Inglis Raoul : We keep them as pets, then when they grow too large, we flush them down our sub-sewer.

  Dwayne : Some say there's a freakish race of sub-mutants down there.

  Vyolet : Please. That's just a sub-urban legend.

• Fry : Wait, aren't you going to eat our brains? You're mutants.

  Dwayne : Mutants? Perhaps it is you who's the mutant!

  Vyolet : Oh, please, Dwayne! Have you looked in a mirror lately?

• [Fry's just been born] 

  Doctor : It's a boy. And look at that red hair.

  Yancy Fry Sr. : [angry]  You sayin' my boy is a Commie?