Futurama (TV Series)
I Second That Emotion (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency.
[Professor Farnsworth adjusts the empathy chip]
Bender : My God. I'm overcome with feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.
Dr. Zoidberg : That's me, baby.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hmmm.
[Professor Farnsworth readjusts the chip]
Bender : Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than her.
Amy Wong : Uuh, that's me.
Fry : [Whispering to Amy] Thanks for covering.
Bender : This time, I miss Nibbler, and I'm feeling nosy and opinionated.
Amy Wong : Bingo.
Hermes Conrad : That's Leela.
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Bender : Stupid can opener! You killed my father, and now you've come back for me!
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Bender : Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*!
Dr. Zoidberg : All right, I'm coming!
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Bender : I'm at the end of my rope. I can't live another minute without poor, sweet Nibbler.
Fry : Too bad he's not an alligator. Y'know, when you flush those things, they stay alive in the sewers.
Bender : Really?
Fry : Yep. My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one once. It's a widely believed fact.
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Leela : Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party
Bender : Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler
Leela : Just make a simple cake, and this time if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it.
Bender : So it's a cake you want, is it? I'll make you a cake you'll never forget!
[cuts to Bender laughing manically as he dumps some rat poison into a bowl]
Bender : [sets the bowl in front of a hole in the wall] That'll take care of those annoying rats, now to bake a cake so delicious they'll have no choice but to love and worship me!
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Bender : There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
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Bender : Listen to me, Leela. I'm an expert at not caring. The secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things that you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.
Leela : Well, I could use a new tank top.
Bender : Bigger! Bigger!
Leela : A fashionable tank top, and fashionable boots... encrusted with jewels.
Bender : Don't stop now! You need pants to go with that outfit!
Leela : Yeah! And I could afford it all if I didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler!
Bender : Bender is back! I'll save you, Nibbler!
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Inglis Raoul : Welcome to our village. It may not be Paris, but it has a certain quaint charm that I, for one, wouldn't trade for the world.
Bender : You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
Dwayne : Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater civilization above you!
Leela : No. We're on top.
Fry : Daylight and everything.
Dwayne : Oh.
Vyolet : It must be wonderful.
Bender : Eh.
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Bender : Hey. What are you doing with my head?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I need to tinker in it.
Bender : Why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?
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[Fry's just been born]
Doctor : It's a boy. And look at that red hair.
Yancy Fry Sr. : [angry] You sayin' my boy is a Commie?
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Leela : [crying after Bender has flushed Nibbler down the toilet] You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.
Bender : Of course I do, right now I feel sorry for you.
Leela : You do?
Bender : Yeah, I mean one cantaloupe-sized bloodshot eye?, you ain't winning no beauty pageants, lady.
[Leela cries even harder]
