Futurama (TV Series)

A Pharaoh to Remember (2002)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Rollerblader, Sal, Weight Loss Program Runner, Australian Man, Guard

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Quotes 

• Bender : Citizens of me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past!

  [crowd cheers] 

  Bender : Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!

  [crowd cheers, then is confused] 

• Bender : You've convinced me life is worth living... by showing me how bad my funeral will suck!

• Bender : I'm the first one to work. A new low.

• High Priest : We hear your voice, O Great Pharaoh! Reveal yourself to us!

  Bender : [emerging from the reeds to pose as the Pharaoh]  Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!

• High Priest : The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... tents.

  Bender : [hiding in the reeds]  Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!

  Fry : Hey, I think I know who the next Pharaoh is.

  Leela : Oh, lord!

• Leela : We're trying our best!

  Bender : [yelling]  Your best is an idiot!

• Bender : [whilst being whipped]  You call that motivating me? Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this.

  [He takes the whip and whips himself. The rest of the slaves arrive with the block] 

  Leela : Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers!

  Fry : Yeah, remember who your real friends are.

  Bender : I'll tell you who I remember.

  [points out tombs] 

  Bender : Enupsis! Pleotut! Whatsisname! He was the greatest of all.

• Fry : Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Bender, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

  Bender : Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

• Leela : Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?

  Bender : Afterlife? Pfft. If I'd thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now.

  Leela : Well rot in peace.

• Bender : [crying]  It's so unfair. A debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela.

• Bender : [at a rollerblading circle]  Hey, everybody! Do the Bender. This move's called the Bender.

  Rollerblader : Yo, Hot Wheels. This circle is about free expression, not fascist moves.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.

  Bender : It's what made me me.

• Bender : [after spray painting a picture of himself with the words "Bender lives large and kicks butt!" on a wall]  There. Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt.