Farscape (TV Series)

Green Eyed Monster (2001)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

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• Captain Biallar Crais : John...

  John Crichton : Don't call me John!

  Captain Biallar Crais : Crichton, then. Are you accusing me of theft?

  Aeryn Sun : Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

• John Crichton : I've seen my share of hardware insertion. I'm not watching.

  Aeryn Sun : It's been modified.

  John Crichton : Yeah, I heard that.

  Aeryn Sun : Less invasive; it's-it's safer.

  John Crichton : Yes, it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95! But wait kids, there's more.

  Aeryn Sun : What is the matter with you?

• John Crichton : That's no moon.

  Captain Biallar Crais : Talyn, focus on propulsion.

  John Crichton : That's a Budong!

• John Crichton : Open the door you soulless, tin-headed adolescent pig!

• John Crichton : I must be smarter than I look.

  Aeryn Sun : That would be easy.