The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Genius (1990)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Ethan Foley, Boy

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• Principal Seymour Skinner : You there, no chewing gum on school grounds! In the trash can with it.

  Martin Prince : Principal Skinner, one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Oh, where?

  Martin Prince : Over there sir. See!

  Milhouse van Houten : Look out Bart! Here comes Skinner!

  Bart : Yikes!

• Ms. Mellon : Bart, these are the students who will share your work area. This is Ethan Foley.

  Ethan Foley : O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.

  Bart : What?

  Ms. Mellon : Ethan's very good with palindromes. You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards. And this is Sidney Swift.

  Sidney Swift : Trabing norm doog.

  Bart : What's your problem?

  Ms. Mellon : Oh, don't mind Sidney. He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today. He said, "Good morning, Bart." And this is Cecile Shapiro.

  Cecile Shapiro : Hi, Bart.

  Bart : Cool hamsters. What are their names?

  Cecile Shapiro : Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus. Hamster Number Two is the control hamster.

  Bart : Hi, little control hamster.

  Ms. Mellon : I wouldn't get too attached, Bart. We're dissecting him next week.