Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Demons & Angels (1992)

Robert Llewellyn: Kryten

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• Kryten : Sir, we were so worried. What happened?

  Rimmer : We were ambushed by a platoon of Lows. I was leading a valiant rearguard action.

  The Cat : I found him shivering in a box.

  Rimmer : It was tactical maneuver to outfox the enemy.

  The Cat : As was using his uniform as a temporary latrine.

• High Kryten : The poor wretch. He has a faulty gun. He has accidentally shot me five times. Oh, how I love him.

• Lister : Someone get behind me.

  Kryten : I'm going to come around behind you now, sir.

  Lister : Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise.

  Kryten : I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir.

  Lister : Get on with it, surprise me.

  Kryten : You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed.

  Lister : Surprise me now.

  Kryten : Here comes my surprise, sir.

• Kryten : These are our higher selves. These are people who we could've become if all our negative aspects from our characters had been removed.

  Rimmer : You mean hippies?

  Kryten : Sir! You thought Jesus was a hippy!

  Rimmer : Well, he was! Long hair, he didn't have a job. What more do you want?

• The Cat : Nice movie collection. "Revenge of the Mutant Splat Gore Monster." "Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head."

  Kryten : Gore movies. Weapons magazines. This place is a shrine to everything that's low and base. Everything that's designed to sicken the soul and shrivel the spirit. Urg. Toastie Toppers. Ugh. Cinema hot dogs. Ogh. Sweaty kebabs with stringy brown lettuce coming out. Ogh.

  The Cat : Look at this music. "Hammond Heaven." "Karaoke Krazy." "Peter Perfect Plays Tuneful Tunes for Elderly Ladies." Let's get outta here.