Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Demons & Angels (1992)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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• Holly : Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat, this is not a daffodil.

  Rimmer : Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.

• Low Rimmer : I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then... I'm going to have you.

• Kryten : Sir, we were so worried. What happened?

  Rimmer : We were ambushed by a platoon of Lows. I was leading a valiant rearguard action.

  The Cat : I found him shivering in a box.

  Rimmer : It was tactical maneuver to outfox the enemy.

  The Cat : As was using his uniform as a temporary latrine.

• Rimmer : Nice experiment, guys. What do you do for an encore? Neutron bomb juggling?

• High Lister : Have I told you today how much I love thee, brother? How much my heart glimmers like a newborn star when I gaze upon thine beauteous countenance?

  High Rimmer : Thy love refreshes and cleanses me like a babbling mountain stream, brother.

  Rimmer : What a bunch of losers!

• Kryten : These are our higher selves. These are people who we could've become if all our negative aspects from our characters had been removed.

  Rimmer : You mean hippies?

  Kryten : Sir! You thought Jesus was a hippy!

  Rimmer : Well, he was! Long hair, he didn't have a job. What more do you want?

• Rimmer : Gentlemen, history beckons. You'll be famous. They'll build your statues. They'll even name towns after you. "Dorksville" springs instantly to mind.