Quotes
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Rimmer Munchkin : [singing] If you're in trouble he will save the day / He's brave and he's fearless, come what may / Without him the mission would go astray / He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer / Without him life would be much grimmer / He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer / He will never need a zimmer / He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer / More reliable than a garden strimmer / He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner / He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer / Master of the wit and the repartee / His command of space directives is uncanny / How come he's such a genius? / Don't ask me / Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer / He's also a fantastic swimmer / And if you play your cards right then he just might come round for dinner.
