Doctor Who (TV Series)

Army of Ghosts (2006)

Tracy-Ann Oberman: Yvonne Hartman

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• Yvonne Hartman : According to the records, you're not one for traveling alone. The Doctor and his companion - that's a pattern, isn't that right? There's no point in hiding anything, not from us. So where is she?

  The Doctor : Yes, sorry, good point. She's a bit shy that's all.

  [the Doctor opens the door to the TARDIS, where Rose and Jackie are hiding and grabs Jackie, pulling her out] 

  The Doctor : But here she is, Rose Tyler. She's not the best I've ever had. Bit too blonde. Not too steady on her pins. A lot of that

  [the Doctor makes a movement with his hand to indicate she talks too much] 

  The Doctor : . And just last week she stared into the heart of the time vortex and aged 57 years. But she'll do.

  Jackie Tyler : I'm 40!

  The Doctor : Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say "very good" I mean not bad. Well, I say "not bad" - anyway, lead on. Allons-y - but not too fast. Her ankle's going.

  Jackie Tyler : I'll show you were my ankle's going!

• Yvonne Hartman : They're invading the planet.

  The Doctor : It's not an invasion. It's too late for that. It's a victory.

• Yvonne Hartman : [pointing to Rose's image on the laptop]  So this is?

  The Doctor : That's Rose Tyler.

  Yvonne Hartman : [looking confusedly at Jackie]  Then she is?

  Jackie Tyler : I'm her mother.

  Yvonne Hartman : [laughing]  You travel with her mother?

  Jackie Tyler : I was kidnapped!

  The Doctor : Please, when you come to write my official biography, please don't say I travelled with her mother.

  [Jackie looks at him accusingly] 

  The Doctor : Well I have a reputation to uphold.

• The Doctor : If I'm the enemy, does that mean I'm a prisoner?

  Yvonne Hartman : Oh yes, but we'll make you perfectly comfortable.

• [Rose has been discovered and Yvonne shows her to the Doctor via a video on the laptop] 

  Yvonne Hartman : One of yours?

  The Doctor : [lying]  Nope, never seen her before in my life.

  Yvonne Hartman : Then it will be ok for us to shoot her.

  The Doctor : [defeated]  Oh well, it was worth a try.

• The Doctor : Ear-pieces; earpods, this world is colliding with another. And I know which one.

  [He and Yvonne are surrounded by shadowy figures] 

  Yvonne Hartman : What are they?

  The Doctor : The advance guard. They came through first.

  [the figures begin to tear through the plastic] 

  The Doctor : Cybermen!

• The Doctor : Oh, all right it was worth a try. That's... that's Rose Tyler.

  Rose Tyler : Sorry. Hello.

  Yvonne Hartman : But if that's Rose Tyler, who is she?

  Jackie Tyler : I'm her mother.

  Yvonne Hartman : [addressing Doctor]  Oh, you travel with her mother?

  Jackie Tyler : He kidnapped me!

  The Doctor : [to Yvonne]  Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history... Don't tell people I traveled through time and space with her mother.

  Jackie Tyler : [scoffs]  Charming.

  The Doctor : I've got a reputation to uphold!