"The Simpsons" The Telltale Head (TV Episode 1990) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Angry Mob Member #2, Usher, Radio News Reporter, Grampa Simpson

Bart : It's just a statue.

Marge Simpson : It's the statue of the trailblazing founder of our town!

Lisa Simpson : It's a symbol of what we can all do if we put our minds to it!

Homer Simpson : Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?
Barney : How long is this going to take?

Bart : About twenty-two minutes and five seconds.

[the average length of an episode without the commercials]
Homer : Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?
Homer Simpson : [on heaven] I can understand why they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke cigars?
Bart : I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?

Homer Simpson : I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

Bart : So like, sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?

Homer Simpson : You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
[while listening to a football game on a Walkman in church]

Homer : Please, please, please, please...

Sportscaster : Yes, it's good.

Homer : IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. It's... good to see you all today.
Homer Simpson : I knew it all along!
Homer Simpson : A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Homer Simpson : You know, Bart, when I was your age, I pulled a few boners.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Angry Mob Member #2, Usher, Radio News Reporter, Grampa Simpson