After having a dream that he, Rick, Vyvan, Mike, and Mr. Balowski were in the American television program Dallas (1978), Neil awakens to find that Rick has been sleeping with an axe murderess.
Whose that in Rick's bed? A girl? Does this mean he's not a virgin anymore? The guys are keen for Rick to tell them the details but when the girl wakes up she tells a different story! Oh and the house goes through some sort of medievil time-warp, all because Neil touched a magpie...