Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

The Deliverer (1997)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

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• Xena : [Xena draws her sword on the beach]  Show yourself! I know you're there!

  [Ares appears on Xena's sword] 

  Xena : Ares...

  Ares, God of War : [smirks]  You want to move this so we can talk?

  Xena : [smirks back]  Oh, I don't know, I kind of like the look of it there!

• Xena : You half-witted toady to a third-rate god!

• Xena : [smiling after slashing the Deliverer with her breast dagger]  Well that answers one question. You can get hurt.

  [the Deliverer roars] 

  Xena : [laughs]  You get pretty mad too.

  [the Deliverer growls] 

  Xena : Come and get me then. You half witted toady to a third-rate god, come and get me! Come on.

  [the Deliverer attacks, Xena flips out of his way. He looks over his shoulder in anger. Xena smirks at him] 

  Xena : What's the matter? A mere mortal giving you a problem? I thought your God was all powerful or something.

  Deliverer : You can't talk of the great Dahak like that.

  Xena : Great? Great at what?

  Xena : [circling]  All I've seen is a lame attempt at a religion and some fancy fireworks. Are you sure he's what you think he is? Maybe he's got you fooled too?

  [the Deliverer roars in anger, attacks, and Xena flips him into the fire pit] 

• Gabrielle : Well, what is a mountain, but just a bunch of boulders right? And, what is a rock but a large grain of sand? And what is a large grain of sand? Y- you see my theory, here?

  Xena : No.

  Gabrielle : And that doesn't bother you at all, does it?

  Xena : What possible use is this information to us, huh?

  Gabrielle : Well, I haven't the slightest idea, but, well, hey, it gave us something to talk about since the last town, right?

  Xena : A town, towns, which are made up of houses, which, after all, are just large huts, which are made out of wood...

  Gabrielle : Stop.

  Xena : ...which are made out of trees, and, huh, hang on, trees are bigger than huts, so, there goes that theory.

  Gabrielle : You can be so frustrating, sometimes.

  [Xena lightly wacks her] 

  Gabrielle : Hey, don't do that.

• Xena : [after Gabrielle murders for the first time]  What happened?

  Gabrielle : Mer- Mer- Meridian.

  Xena : She's dead. Gabrielle, who did this?

  Gabrielle : I did. I killed her. I killed her, Xena.

  Xena : No, Gabrielle you couldn't.

  Gabrielle : No, I did. I just stabbed her. I stabbed...

  Xena : Accidentally, you...

  Gabrielle : No, I stabbed her. Xena, I murdered her.