Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)
The Bitter Suite (1998)
Kevin Smith: Ares
Quotes
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Xena : [Xena sees Ares sitting on the throne; Xena talks to him] Ares... I thought as much, but why the big production number? What's the point?
Ares : [begins singing] You are the most divine delicious warrior. / A man can't help saluting your return. / And if you start my heart it's just the way you slash and burn./ Bewitching woman straining at the armor plates. / You singe me with the ardor you inflame./ And in my carnal heart there's not a solid thread of shame.
[cuts Xena's shoulder straps, causing her dress to fall to the ground around her ankles, leaving her completely naked in front of Ares and his soldiers; Xena glares at him in disbelief and defiance]
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Ares, God of War : [after Xena has killed Gabrielle] Nothing more need be said. Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
